mccurdy: My favorite Halloween Joke

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

My favorite Halloween Joke

What do boy ghosts have that girl ghost don't?

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Halloweenies!

hahaha

5 comments:

Mosers said...: I love the pictures! And I am so stoked to see other people getting into self reliance... you should try canning some of your own stuff at home... I'm totally addicted to self reliance stuff right now so if you have questions... holler. Cal Ranch has these big blue barrels that they have on sell every fall for like 25.oo you can get for your water... check out the "fun sites" on my blog and you will find a food storage calculator. It only calculates long storage stuff but I believe they want us to have 3 months of short term stuff too! My aunt use to work for the cannery so holler if you have questions. I have a ton of blogs on self reliance stuff! Yeah for you, I'm glad to see other people getting into it!; October 29, 2008 at 7:27 AM
Noel Family said...: I remember you telling me that joke back in college! :); October 29, 2008 at 2:23 PM
The Garfields said...: Cute joke, I am not sure how I found your blog, but I am way excited I did, I miss seeing you, you need to come up the street and bring the family, I went to the fall party at the church the other night and was sad that your family was not there. I hope that everyone is doing good.
Tiffany; October 30, 2008 at 3:23 PM
Harmony said...: Ha ha- you're a dork. Looking forward to seeing ya in Vegas!; October 30, 2008 at 4:01 PM
Chrissy said...: Haha, love it!; October 31, 2008 at 3:24 PM

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A Message by George Carlin:

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